I am Val and I am essentially a narcissistic jack-off. I like to spent my playing with lipstick (which I can't apply for the life of me) and drowning myself in glitter. I'm also from Sydney so probably hipster as shit.
I like Metalocalypse, (wo)men in lingerie, kiddie cartoons, and that tone of green that always looks blue on camera.
My dream is to be a fabulous avant-garde movie villain. Or at least look like one.