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versaceslut:

how to escape racism, homophobia, and transphobia

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how to escape “racism againt white people”, “heterophobia”, and “cisphobia”

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damedaniel:

did-you-kno:

Source

hot dads for all

MOVES TO JAPAN

god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they have a twitter and everything. i clicked on their about page and here’s the description:

"This is a service where you can rent a middle aged man with skill and experience who is undoubtedly good looking for just 1000 yen per hour!

You can make them go out with you, talk with you, do your errands, put them to work, or just hang out at home with you. How does it sound?”

One of them is a pro baseball player and the other one (the one pictured above) is a stylist. Reservations start at a minimum of 2 hours.

i’m going to cry i’m so tempted to actually do this.

OMFG The site even says “出張レンタルもOK♪(交通費は実費” Meaning that as long as you pay for their travel expenses, etc., they can come overseas too JFC SOMEONE STOP ME FROM—

aRE YOU SAYING I COULD IMPORT A JAPANESE MAN

what a world we live in

literally irl middle aged high school host club this is amazing omfg

I’m gonna buy
a guy

wHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

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totalimmortals:

I just love this picture a lot.

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#   davey havok 

"The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried."

Stephen McCranie  (via naturallydope)

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janetmock:

Janelle Monáe- ‘My Message Is To Rebel Against Sexism’

"I won’t allow myself to be oppressed by anybody’s belief system." -Janelle Monae

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broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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bronyparctears:

Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?

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davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

Hahahhahahah

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